Three overly confident BOY SCOUTS come through the front door of a Dairy Queen.
They approach the counter. One of them plops a cookie down and slides it across to the MANAGER.
DQ MANAGER: “What’s this?”
BOY SCOUT: “Boy Scout Cookie.”
DQ MANAGER: “Really? Looks like Girl Scout Thin Mints.”
BOY SCOUT: “Actually, it’s The Boy Scout Thick Mint.”
The DQ manager eyes the cookie suspiciously…
DQ MANAGER: “No… it’s two Thin Mints taped together.”
BOY SCOUT: “No it’s not.”
The manager pulls them apart…
… and we see the tape.
DQ MANAGER: “Yes… it is.”
The boys are busted. Panic sets it.
BOY SCOUT: “ABORT! ABORT!”
They scatter and run.
VO: “We’ll stick with the Girl Scouts.”
Cut to product footage and DQ music.
VO: “The Girl Scouts Thin Mint Cookie Blizzard. Cool mint and creamy vanilla soft serve blended with delicious Thin Mint cookies. Accept no substitutes.”